February 2012
29 posts
“Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...”
– Stephen King (via salveo)
He is so cocky. .__.
Me: Do you ever just sit there and take pictures of yourself on your computer?
Daniel: Nooooo.....
Me: Oh....................... Never mind.
Daniel: Maybe if I were a woman I'd do that. I have better things to do than take pictures of myself, m'dear.
Me: Really? Like what? Perhaps stare at yourself?
Daniel: Yeah! And think to myself, "If I were a girl would I date me?" The answer is normally yes.
Me: ...And that's why we aren't friends.
“I wish the government would just ban itself.”
– Dale, King of the Hill (via evilteabagger)
January 2012
168 posts
Alright, guys.
I’m giving up Social Networks again. So yeah. See you all in…….a while. I haven’t decided how long I’m doing this one for. Bye everyone~
This kid is so amusing.
Me: Make me something to eat?
Daniel: Okay, what would you like?
Me: How about you surprise me?
Daniel: Hmmmm....I don't have much to work with..
Me: I pretty much like everything.
Daniel: How about spaghetti?
Me: I had spaghetti last night, dork.
Daniel: And? Carbs are good for you! They give you energy, yo!
Me: I don't want it again, though...
Daniel: Picky, picky, picky....
Me: Hey! You offered to make me something; you could have said no!
Daniel: I know I did. And you said, "I pretty much eat anything." but my spaghetti idea was shot down because you didn't want to have it two days in a row. .____.
Me: So. Shoot another idea at me, hoe!
Daniel: How about I shoot you?!
